Wow it's been a while! I've just been slacking. No excuses. Let's catch up shall we?
Well I had my spring break a while ago and my hunny took me to San Luis Obispo to stay two nights at the infamous Madonna Inn. We stayed in pretty much the only room that of course had no hint of pink in it (my princess is a bit of a tom boy) with the only circular bed. The entire room was royal blue. From the king size bed spread, to the walls to the carpet. Amazing. The bathroom had a standing shower and had a pretty basic structure to it with golden colored decor. The best part of the room, besides the awkward bed, was the bedai. A heated, cleansing and self cleaning toilet. It was love at first feel for me. Playing with the different water pressures and angles will be one experience I will never forget. I'm convinced at getting one for my future residence.
Ok ok enough bathroom talk..moving on. As I mentioned we spent two nights at this lovely over-priced non-customer service oriented establishment and did a little bit of everything. From the million hour drive there and back, pink champagne with milk chocolate, and walks around downtown SLO, to eating at the very pink restaurants in the hotel and trying some eccentric food in down town it was an awesome little vacation. Our hopes of horse back riding along the beach were cut short with our realization that it wasn't just the hotel workers that were rude but the entire SLO population had no sense of decency and customer service. To compensate however, we did get a couples hot stone massage at the spa. To me the best part was the before and after. Getting our own robes and slippers and exfoliating body wash; and then tea and really good cookies afterword. Princess of course liked the entire 45 minute massage and fell asleep. I on the other hand was waiting for it to be over so we could talk about it. As much as I enjoyed the flaming hot stones all over my body, 45 minutes is a bit over kill; not to mention I can never really relax with a strangers hands all over my goddess like body :) The entire time I was honestly praying that mother nature wouldn't be coming to visit me while I was laying on cotton white sheets.
So that was pretty much my lovely & relaxing spring break.
Oh, and how does it feel to sleep on a round bed you ask..well it feels pretty much the same. The only difference was..for someone like me who likes to stretch while they sleep..it was interesting not to have your leg hanging off the side of the bed for half the night :)
Anyways, that's that. Since then nothing major has really happened. My mom had a housewarming party for her new condo. I got her a wall-fish bowl, in which she almost killed my brother's beta fish, otherwise known as california burrito.
Haven't really seen any new movies I don't think, because nothing interesting has been out. SEX & the CITY 2 comes out MAY 27th though and I am SO EXCITED for that!
I applied and pretty much am set on going to a one year paralegal program at USD after I graduate this G-d forsaken school, so I'm saving up for that...just $5000 more to go! Fail.
Princess is planning our cross country trip to among other things see her family and ultimately have me LEAVE HER for three inevitably unbearable months in South Carolina. another Fail.
Looking for a job. I've been laid off for a year now and now its really crunch time with my unemployment benefits stretching to their last days. I'm close to one now though, I can feel it.
My ideal summer would look something like this:
Fly back from my love July 5th
Go to Birthright Isreal trip with an old bestie for two weeks
Work Full Time M-F 9-5
Like is that too much to ask for? Geez.
I believe it can and will happen. I trust in the Universe and my positive energy!
Oh I've also had some kind of weirdo rash all over my body for three weeks now on and off. The weirdo part is it's not even a rash I've just been itchy like every other day! Benadryll, lotions, sprays every other day. I go to the pharmacist to ask what I should do; in all her personality and great look of concern she tells me to "just-take-Benadryll" fucking idiot. I hate when people don't have a personality. At least alter the tone of your voice so you don't sound so monotone and uneducated.
"But what if it's hives.."
"uhh, just-take-Benadryll"
"Could it be lice?" "
"that's for hair"
"But, aren't there body lice?"
"Oh...just-take-Benadryll"
"WHAT IF I WANTED TO SLAP THE ASIAN OUT OF YOU RIGHT NOW"
"just-take-benadryl"
FAIL.
You know who is another idiot that really pissed me off recently? JESSICA SIMPSON.
First of all she has this show where she travels to different countries..long story short, she is so ignorant to these different cultures. So disrespectful and disgusting. Then she goes on tv to brag about the disgusting fact that she doesn't brush her teeth..only maybe 3 times a week. Why Ellen Degeneres asks.."because like my teeth are like so white that like they get really slippery and like hahha yeah..I mean I use Listerne hahaha" Fail.
I became obsessed with a show that's only new to me because seems like I'm the only one in the world that never had HBO, but it's called The Tudors. It's about Henry the 8th and among all the other history stuff, the different wives that he had. Ever since I read "The Other Bolyen Girl" I fell in love with Historical Fiction and the story of the Bolyens and their relationship with Henry the 8th. The movie that was based off the book did the book no justice, so when I watched this show I fell head over heels in love with the comparison. The Tudors concentrates on Anne Bolyen naturally as she was Henry's second wife; and his & her story and characters together are so sexy and by far my favorite. (second season) Other than that I love the dialect of that time. How elegant and properly people spoke in those days. The most basic things sounds so romantic just based on the way it is said. The women dress beautifully and the actors they picked for the characters make me want to be one of the king's mistresses. I figure, the queen has to deal with all the politics of the country as well as become quickly undesirable to the king if she doesn't give him a son in due time, and after she does; thus she gets cheated on regardless and eventually dies of a early death. That's where I come along; the mistress, the one the king desires above all other things and doesn't get beheaded. Really it sounds perfect I think, and I lived in a fantasy la la land everyday the past week or so as I caught myself up on all of the seasons.
Went out to a lesbian bar with the gf and a few other friends a few weekends ago; and I must say, besides the people, it was really chill. No cover charge. Couple different bars. Different types of music for different rooms. A pool table & foam. The girls were pretty much all bitchy and coupled off but I had my girls so it didn't matter.
Geez this is a long blog but what can I say I have a long break and a lot on my mind.
peace out a town down,
itsmilana
